4year old does not get why I don’t have a seed yet. You know those that eventually grow into a baby. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, it might be a good idea to speak to your parents, ask them to tell you about the birds and the bees...actually no, read on, you might learn something.)
4year old: How come you still don’t have a seed?
Me: I’m not sure I know where to get one.
4year old: You get it from a boy silly.
Me: Really, you mean I don’t have to buy one.
4year old: (really proud of herself for teaching me something new) No, you lie down, he puts his wee wee in you and you don’t move. You are NOT ALLOWED TO MOVE!
4year old's mom: *Jaw drop*
When and how much will or did you tell your kids about "the birds and the bees".